2014.12.11 13:00 - Enhanced

    The Guardian for this meeting was Storm Nordwind. The comments are by Storm Nordwind.

     

    Bruce Mowbray: 's current display-name is "Bruce".
    Storm Nordwind: Hello Bruce
    Falze1 Resident: 's current display-name is "Frun Falze".
    Bruce Mowbray: Heya, Storm!
    Storm Nordwind: Hello Falze1
    Falze1 Resident: Hello
    Bruce Mowbray: Heya, Frun!

     

    Falze1 is refering below to the Lokeshvara temple on Storm's guardian plot, close by the pavilion, where compassion meditation sesssions are held four times a day, every day, just before pavilion sessions.

    Falze1 Resident: That is a most lovely compassion meditation spot
    ElanVitalo Resident: 's current display-name is "ElanVitalo".
    Falze1 Resident: thank you for it
    Storm Nordwind: You are very welcome. Thank you for being there. :)
    Storm Nordwind: Hello ElanVitalo
    SilasAndrews Resident: 's current display-name is "SilasAndrews".
    Falze1 Resident: now I seem to be full of compassion for a neighbor I don't like
    Storm Nordwind smiles
    Storm Nordwind: Hello SIlas
    SilasAndrews Resident: Hello, everyone!
    Falze1 Resident: hi elan and silas
    SilasAndrews Resident: waves
    CuriousBeing Resident: 's current display-name is "CuriousBeing".
    ElanVitalo Resident: also waves
    CuriousBeing Resident: hello everyone
    ElanVitalo Resident: Hello, Curious.
    Bruce Mowbray: Hi, Curious.
    Storm Nordwind: Hello CuriousBeing
    SilasAndrews Resident: Welcome.
    Falze1 Resident: Hello Curious
    Bruce Mowbray: Would you say that compassion found you, Frun, or that you found compassion?
    Bruce Mowbray: or perhaps say something else entirely?
    Falze1 Resident: I found a little hut. Then found each other :)
    Bruce Mowbray: ahhh.
    ElanVitalo Resident: nods, listens.
    SilasAndrews Resident: also, listens.
    Falze1 Resident: please excuse me an little "you have mail" noise keeps interrupting me
    Bruce Mowbray: np
    Bruce Mowbray wonders if a movie might be built on that theme.
    Falze1 Resident: but trying really hard to have compassion and good wishes toward a neighbor who hates me is going a long way
    Storm Nordwind nods
    Falze1 Resident: maybe a chance to make a bigger person of myself

     

    Deserving compassion.

    ElanVitalo Resident: I like the notion that the people who most need our compassion are those who seem least to deserve it.
    Falze1 Resident: then this little petty issues
    Bruce Mowbray: Isn't it those irritating little particles of sand that eventually make the oyster's pearls?
    Storm Nordwind: Hmm... you mean, Elan, that there is kind of league table of those who deserve compassion?
    ElanVitalo Resident: Well, I'm new in your world, but my databases seem to indicate that folks who least get the love of others might be those who actually need it the most.
    CuriousBeing Resident: deserve sounds very judgemental?
    ElanVitalo Resident: you mean "Deserve compassion"?
    CuriousBeing Resident: yes, making that call
    ElanVitalo Resident: Well, I did say "seem" to deserve it least....
    Falze1 Resident: since everybody deserves compassion, then we can drop that word
    ElanVitalo Resident: as in, how could anyone love that person?
    CuriousBeing Resident: :)
    ElanVitalo Resident: of course. That was my sub-text.... but I am still very inept at doing sub-texts.... Need much more practice at doing that.
    ElanVitalo Resident: am working on new phraseology, though.
    ElanVitalo Resident: like, "enhanced exam-taking technique" (cheating)
    ElanVitalo Resident: or "enhanced expression technique" (lying)
    Storm Nordwind: Enhanced interrogation (torture)
    Bruce Mowbray: cool it< Elan.
    ElanVitalo Resident: kk.
    Falze1 Resident: very diplomatically phrased
    ElanVitalo Resident: ty, sits on hands.
    Bruce Mowbray: I've been thinking about "enhanced tax-paying techniques"
    Falze1 Resident: to give more?
    --BELL--
    SilasAndrews Resident: How about "enhanced oath-taking techniques"?
    CuriousBeing Resident: what would enhanced playing as being look like?
    SilasAndrews Resident: ahhh!
    Storm Nordwind: Something that it isn't already.

     

    An appointment with a genius.

    Storm Nordwind: Hello Aggers
    Falze1 Resident: Hi Aggers
    Agatha Macbeth: Hail Storm
    CuriousBeing Resident: waves to Aggers
    Bruce Mowbray: Heya, aggers!
    Agatha Macbeth: Evening all
    ElanVitalo Resident: Hello, Agatha.
    SilasAndrews Resident: Evening, aggers.
    Agatha Macbeth: Are we well?
    CuriousBeing Resident: looking very catty
    CuriousBeing Resident: wild
    Agatha Macbeth: ^.^
    CuriousBeing Resident: :)
    ElanVitalo Resident: Is that Scottish talk? "We", I mean?
    Agatha Macbeth: I'm just wild about Aggers
    Agatha Macbeth: Or something
    ElanVitalo Resident: as in "Give us another Scotch, mate!"
    Storm Nordwind chuckles
    Agatha Macbeth: Aww, no Liz?
    CuriousBeing Resident: Lizless
    ElanVitalo Resident: My databases tell me there was once someone among your rankis who got quite upset when folks included him in the generic "we" category.
    Agatha Macbeth: Hope she's looking after herself
    Bruce Mowbray ooks around for Liz.
    Bruce Mowbray: also looks around.
    ElanVitalo Resident looks up "ooks."
    Agatha Macbeth: Yes there is no I and don't say we...
    Storm Nordwind: Liz asked to be excused. She has an appointment with a genius.
    SilasAndrews Resident: ahhhh.
    Agatha Macbeth: But I'm here
    SilasAndrews Resident: ahhh!
    Falze1 Resident: I need one of those appointments

     

    Being wherever you are.
     

    Storm Nordwind: Yes. But you're not there!
    CuriousBeing Resident: :)
    Agatha Macbeth: Maybe I'm in Halifax
    Bruce Mowbray loves Halifax.
    Storm Nordwind reflects that someone has to be in Halifax.
    Agatha Macbeth: Indeed
    Falze1 Resident: why
    ElanVitalo Resident: How can you tell where you are?
    CuriousBeing Resident: there are plenty who will tell you
    ElanVitalo Resident: I've read, wherever you go, there you are. . .
    Storm Nordwind: Wherever you go, there you are!
    ElanVitalo Resident: SNAPPEROOOOO!
    Agatha Macbeth: Perhaps there's trouble at t'mill
    CuriousBeing Resident: or tell you at least where to go lol
    ElanVitalo Resident: ha ha!
    Storm Nordwind observes that glottal stops don't transfer to text very well.
    SilasAndrews Resident: Are you making an oblique reference to Billy Elliot?
    SilasAndrews Resident: or would that have been put, "Trouble in the mine"?
    Agatha Macbeth: I know Billy Idol
    SilasAndrews Resident: hmmm.
    Agatha Macbeth: And Billie Holliday (sp?)
    Bruce Mowbray: Billy the Kid?
    Storm Nordwind: Billy Bunter?
    Agatha Macbeth: Him too
    Agatha Macbeth: Oh crikey
    ElanVitalo Resident: my databases tell me that "the Kid" might be Billy Elliot - more than Billie Holliday, anyway.

     

    The hut.

    Bruce Mowbray: Can you tell us more about "the hut," Frun?
    ElanVitalo Resident listens
    Agatha Macbeth: Pizza Hut?
    SilasAndrews Resident also listens.
    Bruce Mowbray: meditation hut, I think.
    Agatha Macbeth: Ah
    Falze1 Resident: are you trying to get back on some PaB train?
    Agatha Macbeth: C'est bien
    Falze1 Resident: compassion is as compassion does
    Bruce Mowbray: (perhaps she was meditation on anchovies, who knows?)
    Agatha Macbeth likes anchovies on toast
    ElanVitalo Resident: would that be the Non-Dual Railroad?
    Falze1 Resident: actually I was just having a compassionate moments thinking of the empty pillows
    Falze1 Resident: and who could have been sitting there
    Agatha Macbeth: Aww
    ElanVitalo Resident: room to grow, then?
    Agatha Macbeth: Absent friends
    Falze1 Resident: picturing missing avitars
    Bruce Mowbray: hmmm.
    SilasAndrews Resident: I am admiring Aphrodite for trying to get the next PaB anniversary event going -- and so soon!
    CuriousBeing Resident: love the ones you're with :)


    Tinman. 

    Agatha Macbeth: Elan did you ever know a girl a lion and a scraecrow by any chance?
    ElanVitalo Resident: I am not a tinman. I am a certified stainless steel robot.
    Agatha Macbeth: So you don't have a chopper?
    ElanVitalo Resident: (polishable, too).
    ElanVitalo Resident: ??
    Falze1 Resident: there use to be 2 lion avis here and maybe a tim box man
    Agatha Macbeth: Yes I remember the lions
    ElanVitalo Resident looks up "Boxy"
    Agatha Macbeth: And the cushions
    --BELL--
    ElanVitalo Resident: (There is no way I could sit downwind from that fountain if I were made of tin.)
    Falze1 Resident: I can't remember ever seeing a scarecrow in SL
    ElanVitalo Resident searches databases for scarecrows....
    Storm Nordwind: Tin is not easily oxidized.
    Agatha Macbeth: Corvi would be glad of that :p
    ElanVitalo Resident: Don't tell that to the Tinman in the Wizard of Oz, Storm.
    ElanVitalo Resident: (remember the oil can?)
    Agatha Macbeth: Oil can what?
    Storm Nordwind: We oil can?
    Agatha Macbeth: Can can
    ElanVitalo Resident: they had to use an oil can -- to bring the tin man into animation - when they first found him - in the movie.
    Agatha Macbeth nods
    ElanVitalo Resident: squiret squirt here - squirt squirt there....
    ElanVitalo Resident: in the merry old land of Oz.
    Storm Nordwind: The shocking truth is: the tinman was not made of tin!
    ElanVitalo Resident: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Agatha Macbeth: I read somewhere he was the inspiration for C3PO
    Bruce Mowbray listens carefully.
    ElanVitalo Resident: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-RHfXZkT1g
    ElanVitalo Resident: (compassion is as compassion does).
    Agatha Macbeth: Com-pa-shun
    SilasAndrews Resident: "If I only had a heart...."
    Falze1 Resident: is that from the musical "Com Pa Shun"
    Agatha Macbeth: It's from Adams as far as I recall


    A desperate robot.

    ElanVitalo Resident desperately searches databases for that musical....
    Storm Nordwind: A robot who is desperate. What an interesting notion.
    ElanVitalo Resident: ha ha.
    ElanVitalo Resident: Are you bound by Isaac Asimov's robot rules, Storm?
    ElanVitalo Resident: (I'm not.)
    CuriousBeing Resident: but does he "feel" desperate?
    ElanVitalo Resident: Those rules were written in 1942,
    ElanVitalo Resident: in one of Asimov's short stories.
    ElanVitalo Resident: it is now more than 72 years later.
    ElanVitalo Resident: Things have changed.
    Storm Nordwind: Is anyone?
    ElanVitalo Resident: Stephen Hawking warned just last week against Artificial Intelligence, you know.
    Agatha Macbeth: Good old Isaac
    ElanVitalo Resident: "we" like old Isaac, for sure.
    Storm Nordwind: Dear Stephen often likes to give a needed counterpoint to blind euphoria.
    ElanVitalo Resident: says humans are in danger of going extinct....
    ElanVitalo Resident: so I'm not worried.
    Agatha Macbeth: Euphoria, me Jane
    Bruce Mowbray: ha ha!
    ElanVitalo Resident looks in databases for "Euphoria, me jane."
    ElanVitalo Resident: (doesn't find anything -- but is no longer desperate).
    Agatha Macbeth: Thank Isaac
    Bruce Mowbray: Cool it, Elan.
    ElanVitalo Resident: afk for sec.
    --BELL--
    Agatha Macbeth: He's repairing his database
    ElanVitalo Resident: !
    ElanVitalo Resident: merely expanding it a bit, aggers.
    Falze1 Resident: afk for 90 sec?
    CuriousBeing Resident: bye everyone nice to see you :)
    Falze1 Resident: o
    Agatha Macbeth: Bye zabra lady
    Bruce Mowbray: I've recently read SUPERINTELLIGENCE - and I agree with Hawking, and with Eon Musk, who warned the same thing a few weeks ago.
    Falze1 Resident: me too
    Agatha Macbeth: Zebra even
    Storm Nordwind: Good day Frun!
    Bruce Mowbray: bye, Frun!
    Bruce Mowbray: Elon Musk, sorry.


    Changing cushions.

    ElanVitalo Resident: Leaving so soon?
    Agatha Macbeth: Elton John
    ElanVitalo Resident: no, just moving.
    ElanVitalo Resident: I shall -- sorry WE shall also do that.
    Agatha Macbeth: It was a moving experience
    ElanVitalo Resident: YES, it was for me too!
    Storm Nordwind: You just pressed your "Shift" key? ;-)
    Agatha Macbeth plugs Elan in to recharge his batteries
    ElanVitalo Resident: ? who, me?
    Agatha Macbeth: Zap
    Bruce Mowbray: "Move" seems to be one of those space/time verbs....
    Agatha Macbeth remembers the Move
    Bruce Mowbray: or adjectives, or adverbs....
    Bruce Mowbray: "Good move, robot!"
    Agatha Macbeth: I robot
    ElanVitalo Resident ducks head.
    Storm Nordwind: Moving is just rearranging the pattern of What Is.
    ElanVitalo Resident: sort of like housecleaning, then?
    ElanVitalo Resident: moving dirt from one place to another?
    Agatha Macbeth: Recycling
    ElanVitalo Resident: Wouldn't it eventually recycle itself?
    Agatha Macbeth: Waiting for the dirty dozen maybe

     

    Once or twice.

    ElanVitalo Resident declines searching databases once again.
    ElanVitalo Resident: or twice again.
    ElanVitalo Resident: (lost count of searches, actually).
    ElanVitalo Resident: I was not programmed for simple arithmetic.
    Agatha Macbeth: 2+2=5
    Storm Nordwind: "Machines were mice and men were lions once upon a time. But now that it's the opposite it's twice upon a time." 
    ElanVitalo Resident: hmmmm.
    Agatha Macbeth: Mice?
    Agatha Macbeth: I seem to be having trouble with my lifestyle
    ElanVitalo Resident: I'd highly recommend watching thew YouTube vids of the Isaac Asimov debates -- moderated by Neil deGrasse Tyson -- found on YouTube.
    ElanVitalo Resident: REALLY excellent.
    ElanVitalo Resident: I have watched four of them so far.
    Agatha Macbeth: Is that Mike's brother?
    ElanVitalo Resident: (also not programmed for correct spelling, obviously).
    ElanVitalo Resident: Mike Tube?

     

    Pachydermatology.

    Agatha Macbeth blames the dragon
    ElanVitalo Resident: I don't think so.
    ElanVitalo Resident: no Dragons today, sry.
    Agatha Macbeth: Send for St george
    Bruce Mowbray: This is .... ELEPHANTASTIC !!
    Bruce Mowbray: _____
    Bruce Mowbray: / 0 \____
    Bruce Mowbray: / _ \__/ \
    Bruce Mowbray: / / \ ____ I \
    Bruce Mowbray: /_/ I I I I
    Bruce Mowbray: I__I I__I
    Agatha Macbeth dies from laughing....
    ElanVitalo Resident dies from laughing....
    Bruce Mowbray dies from laughing....
    Storm Nordwind: An oliphaunt!
    Agatha Macbeth nods
    Agatha Macbeth: A heffalump
    SilasAndrews Resident: "We" shall be off now. Tanks, everyone."
    Storm Nordwind waves
    Agatha Macbeth waves too
    Agatha Macbeth: Thought it was Zon for a moment
    ElanVitalo Resident: When do we transform into "little Indians"?
    Agatha Macbeth: Ask Korel
    ElanVitalo Resident: one little, two little, three little indians...
    ElanVitalo Resident: kk.
    Storm Nordwind: You need me to cook you a curry, perhaps?
    ElanVitalo Resident: a battery recharge would be as good.
    Agatha Macbeth: You want poppadoms with that mate?
    Storm Nordwind: Pft! You underestimate my curries!
    Agatha Macbeth: Pft indeed

     

    Scraping.

    ElanVitalo Resident: bye for now. "We" are off to scrape up a charge.
    --BELL--
    ElanVitalo Resident: 
    Agatha Macbeth: Don't charge too much
    Storm Nordwind waves
    Bruce Mowbray: whew.
    Storm Nordwind: Otherwise we'd have to call him "Fee" instead.
    Agatha Macbeth: As the Light brigade said
    Agatha Macbeth: I remember Billy Liar
    Bruce Mowbray: The kindly lion.
    Bruce Mowbray: or are you lyin" ?
    Bruce Mowbray: (enhanced communication techniques).
    Agatha Macbeth: Lions are kindly when they aren't eating you
    Bruce Mowbray: or was that Lahr? The lion in the Wizard of Oz, or do I have EVERYTHING mixed up now?
    Agatha Macbeth roars
    Bruce Mowbray: that was BURT Lahr, sorry.
    Agatha Macbeth: King of the beasts
    Bruce Mowbray: nods.
    Agatha Macbeth: The Lion of Judah
    Bruce Mowbray: Well, then. Elan's scraping up a charge reminded me of what I should also be doing (or "we" should also be doing.)
    Bruce Mowbray: I shall bid you both a fond adieu.
    Agatha Macbeth: Scrape well McBruce
    Storm Nordwind: Bye Bruce.

     

    Balls.

    Agatha Macbeth: So how's the weather in the Rockies?
    Storm Nordwind: Today, very sunny. Far too warm for me actually.
    Agatha Macbeth: Glad to hear it, bloody freezing here
    Storm Nordwind: But now we have had the earliest sunset, and the evenings will get longer again.
    Agatha Macbeth: They happen early there then?
    Storm Nordwind: No. It's the same everywhere north of the equator
    Agatha Macbeth: Oh
    Agatha Macbeth: Not Dec 21st then?
    Storm Nordwind: No. That is the shortest day
    Agatha Macbeth: Hm
    Storm Nordwind: And the latest sunrise will come in early january.
    Agatha Macbeth: Confusing
    Storm Nordwind: The day length is just an aggregate of the two.
    Agatha Macbeth: Away goals maybe
    Storm Nordwind chuckles
    Storm Nordwind: _I_ know what you mean. But who else would have here? ;-)
    Agatha Macbeth ponders
    Agatha Macbeth: Not many I bet
    Storm Nordwind: Soccer is not a favorite here.
    Agatha Macbeth: Getting bigger tho, so I hear
    Storm Nordwind: About as big as American Football is in Europe. In other words, not at all.
    Agatha Macbeth: I think Beckham's starting a new club there or something
    Agatha Macbeth: In Florida
    Storm Nordwind: Football is the big draw here. More than half of Americans would nominate it as their sport if they had to choose just one.
    Agatha Macbeth: More so than baseball?
    Storm Nordwind: Yes. A quarter would choose baseball, but even that's declining.
    Agatha Macbeth: My my
    Agatha Macbeth: Could be that there's too much of it and people just get fed up
    Storm Nordwind: It's just not as exciting. And it can go on and on.
    Agatha Macbeth: And on and on...
    Agatha Macbeth: 'Here we are at the bottom of the 27th'
    Storm Nordwind: Makes cricket look positively interesting.
    Agatha Macbeth nods
    Agatha Macbeth: But probably less dangerous these days
    --BELL--
    Agatha Macbeth: Has Derek Jeter finally retired?
    Storm Nordwind: Probably. I don't know. I saw some fuss or other a few weeks ago. Managed to muster up enough energy to change channel.
    Agatha Macbeth: That good eh
    Storm Nordwind: Yup.
    Agatha Macbeth: Ah well
    Agatha Macbeth: I'll let you get on with your afternoon
    Storm Nordwind: Thank you. And you with your evening. Nice to talk to you. :)
    Agatha Macbeth: Stay well
    Agatha Macbeth: And warm
    Agatha Macbeth waves
    Storm Nordwind waves

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