The Guardian for this meeting was Agatha Macbeth. The comments are by Agatha Macbeth.

Agatha Macbeth: Here he is
Alfred Kelberry: aha!
Agatha Macbeth: G'day Alf
Alfred Kelberry: the boots girls :)
Alfred Kelberry: hi, pretty lady
Agatha Macbeth: Girl singular at the moment
Agatha Macbeth: Wol is on her way
Alfred Kelberry: um, yes. got too excited :)
Agatha Macbeth: She's taking ages getting changed
Alfred Kelberry: hehe
Alfred Kelberry: spain plays very well
Agatha Macbeth: Yes they usually do
Agatha Macbeth: Xira will be pleased
Alfred Kelberry: i'd like to see germany vs spain in the finals
Alfred Kelberry: woly girl!
Agatha Macbeth: 3-0
Wol Euler: evening all
Alfred Kelberry: boots on
Agatha Macbeth: Wollage ♥
Wol Euler: ooh, I think you out-sexy#d me, aggers
Alfred Kelberry: 3-0?
Agatha Macbeth: to Spain
Agatha Macbeth smiles @ Wol
Alfred Kelberry: ah, right
Agatha Macbeth: Bye bye Ireland
Alfred Kelberry: not a surprise
Agatha Macbeth: Hm, they miss Roy Keane
Alfred Kelberry: torres is cute
Agatha Macbeth: Wol is it true you are not really here :)
Alfred Kelberry: out-sexied :)
Agatha Macbeth: No, she's in the kitchen
Wol Euler: alas, yes, I am absent
Agatha Macbeth: Aw
Agatha Macbeth: I'm just absent-minded
Alfred Kelberry: take off that bra, woly. this will give you an advantage :)
Agatha Macbeth: Hmm
Wol Euler: but lo, I return!
Agatha Macbeth: 'I'll be back'
  --BELL--1315
Agatha Macbeth: I wonder if turning into a cardboard pup counts as transhumanism?
Agatha Macbeth: With a scripted nose yet
Wol Euler: so, what's new in the world today?
Agatha Macbeth: Er
Agatha Macbeth: I'm the wrong person to ask....
Alfred Kelberry: matrinez, that's silly
Agatha Macbeth: Alf will know
Agatha Macbeth: Boxy sees all and knows all
Alfred Kelberry: :)
Alfred Kelberry: i think you mistake me for storm :)
Agatha Macbeth: No, he's taller
Alfred Kelberry: he's the enlightened one
Agatha Macbeth: Ah I see what you mean
Agatha Macbeth: He also builds well
Agatha Macbeth: and makes bhaji
Alfred Kelberry: so, next to go home is england, i suppose
Agatha Macbeth: :)
Agatha Macbeth: Yes, more than likely
Wol Euler: you don't think they'd stay and watch the matches?
Agatha Macbeth: Dunno
Agatha Macbeth: Depends how the tickets work
Agatha Macbeth: But the players wouldn't stop, no
Agatha Macbeth: they want to get on a beach somewhere
Wol Euler: how sad
Agatha Macbeth: So they can say 'innit' to somebody on a mobile for hours
Wol Euler: heheheh
Wol Euler: and order beans on toast
Agatha Macbeth: With caviar
Wol Euler: of course
Agatha Macbeth: Goes down well with champagne
Agatha Macbeth: 4-0
Wol Euler: and a sprinkling of ground-up swarovsky "diamonds"
Agatha Macbeth: What are they?
Agatha Macbeth: Hiya Micky :)
Alfred Kelberry: mr mick :)
Wol Euler: nouveau-riche thing, glass that looks like diamonds and costs nearly as much
Wol Euler: hello micj
Mickorod Renard: hiyaaaa
Wol Euler: *mick
Mickorod Renard: yay
Agatha Macbeth: Good grief
Agatha Macbeth: Who wants to wear glass?
Alfred Kelberry: are you watching the cup?
Mickorod Renard: how is everyone?
Mickorod Renard: I was yes
Mickorod Renard: ireland lost 3-0
Agatha Macbeth: I'm sexy, so is Wol, Alf is cardboard
Agatha Macbeth: 4-0
Mickorod Renard: was it?
Agatha Macbeth: Hasn't finished yet!
Mickorod Renard: I gave up watching 5 mins from the end
Wol Euler: awww
Wol Euler: zen will be unhappy tonight :)
Agatha Macbeth: Wrong Ireland ;P
Mickorod Renard: yes :(
Wol Euler: ah, of course :)
Wol Euler: heheheh
Agatha Macbeth: There are two of them
Mickorod Renard: although he is northern ireland
Wol Euler: we europeans forget that
Agatha Macbeth: To be sure
Wol Euler: just look at the map and say "it's Ireland, innit?"
Agatha Macbeth: Yep
Wol Euler: and take another mouthful of beans and toast
Alfred Kelberry: mick, do you think england will make it out of the group?
Agatha Macbeth: and caviar
Wol Euler smiles.
Mickorod Renard: I hope so, they have a good chance
Wol Euler: chelsea beat bayern a few weeks back, unexpectedly
Agatha Macbeth: Yep
Mickorod Renard: chelsea is largely made up of europeen plays
Alfred Kelberry: it'll be fun if sweden beats england :)
Mickorod Renard: he he
Mickorod Renard: I dont take it too seriously
Wol Euler nods.
Alfred Kelberry: yea, two wins most likely
Agatha Macbeth: Ukraine won't be a pushover in their own country
  --BELL--1330
Wol Euler: htey'll have the enforcers out
Alfred Kelberry: i look forward seeing rooney getting a red card :)
Mickorod Renard: england tends to invent stuff and then give it away, like football
Agatha Macbeth: He has to get on first
Agatha Macbeth: Cardboard dogs need love too
Wol Euler: oh yes
Agatha Macbeth: How's the garden Mick?
Wol Euler: too long :(
Alfred Kelberry: i'd like to see womens euro cup with uniforms like woly and aga wear :)
Wol Euler grins.
Agatha Macbeth: We wear uniforms?
Wol Euler: there are certainly such costumes in SL
Wol Euler: nearly bought some german kit :)
Agatha Macbeth: Egad
Alfred Kelberry: oh, you should have, woly!
Wol Euler: hehehe
Mickorod Renard: The first patent was registered in England in 1856 for ‘Corrugated paper’, used as liner for hats, although corrugated ‘boxboard’ (to use in shipping) did not become registered until December 1871.
Wol Euler: well, it cost 300 L$, an expensive joke
Agatha Macbeth: You could play with your balls
Wol Euler raises an eyebrow.
Alfred Kelberry: :)
Agatha Macbeth: Wow Mick, I never knew that
Mickorod Renard: thank goodness for england
Agatha Macbeth: (wonder why)
Wol Euler: was that the first-ever patent, or the first carboard-like patent, or both?
Mickorod Renard: it was in preperation for creating Alfreds Avi
Alfred Kelberry: xiri must be in a local bar celebrating :)
Agatha Macbeth: Patent leather is way more interesting :p
Wol Euler: agreed
Mickorod Renard: patent for cardboard
Alfred Kelberry: no patents please
Agatha Macbeth: Patently obvious
Agatha Macbeth: Patent Place
Mickorod Renard: boxes cardboard were patented by the scotish
Wol Euler: heheh, reminds me of a recent XKCD, perhaps yesterday
Wol Euler: http://xkcd.com/1067/
Alfred Kelberry: on a related note: http://niederfamily.blogspot.com/201...g-of-maya.html
Agatha Macbeth: For whisky presumably?
Mickorod Renard: scotch eggs?
Agatha Macbeth: I like scotch eggs
Agatha Macbeth: Here comes Ara :)
Wol Euler: coming up slowly
Agatha Macbeth: Best way
Wol Euler: choo-choo eyeball
Wol Euler: holy roller
Agatha Macbeth: Toejam football?
Wol Euler: that too!
Agatha Macbeth: Mmm
Mickorod Renard: hi Ara
Agatha Macbeth: Hiya Maltese babe :)
Mickorod Renard: come sit with us
Wol Euler: hello ara
arabella Ella: Hiya
arabella Ella: rezzing
Agatha Macbeth: Just don't crash
arabella Ella: slow system
Agatha Macbeth nods
Mickorod Renard: we are in no rush
arabella Ella smiles
Mickorod Renard: :)
arabella Ella: apologies for being late tonight but just got back home from dinner out
Agatha Macbeth: I switched from Phoenix to Singularity, seems to rez much quicker
Mickorod Renard: yummy
Agatha Macbeth: Ooh
Agatha Macbeth: What did we have then?
Alfred Kelberry: ara :)
arabella Ella: it was open air but so so hot
arabella Ella: not the food the climate
Agatha Macbeth: Like here (not)
arabella Ella: the food was yummy
Alfred Kelberry: ara, why does your tag say "owner"?
arabella Ella: i have no idea what my tag says boxy
Agatha Macbeth: Cos she owns something presumably
Mickorod Renard: he he
arabella Ella: maybe SL has given me a few slaves i dunno
arabella Ella: toy boys?
Alfred Kelberry: :)
Alfred Kelberry: you wish!
Agatha Macbeth: Ha
arabella Ella: maybe i should not have said that
Wol Euler grins.
Agatha Macbeth: It can be misconstrued
Wol Euler makes a note for ara's christmas present
arabella Ella: let it be ... let it be ... la la la
Mickorod Renard: who said 'i'l be your dowg' ?
  --BELL--1345
arabella Ella smiles
Agatha Macbeth: Boxy?
Wol Euler: Iggy Pop, but probably many others too
Agatha Macbeth: Is he still going?
Wol Euler: yep :)
Agatha Macbeth: Wow
Wol Euler: well over sixty, but still as scummy as ever
arabella Ella: gary barlow look alike?
arabella Ella: or david beckham
Wol Euler: um. no :)
arabella Ella: wont be a WAG tho
Agatha Macbeth: Who does he play for?
Wol Euler: he's the poster child for "this is how you'll look after decades of drugs, if they don'
Wol Euler: don't kill you"
Agatha Macbeth: Ah
arabella Ella: well aggers we all play dont we but we dont need to play for anyone in particular :)
Agatha Macbeth: Mmm
Agatha Macbeth: Free agent
arabella Ella: here we all are playing as being
Agatha Macbeth: Being United
Mickorod Renard: agent orange?
Alfred Kelberry: how's morgano, mick?
Mickorod Renard: ok thanks
arabella Ella: ah i miss morgie so much :(
Agatha Macbeth: Yeh
Alfred Kelberry: say hi from us :) she's a cutie
Agatha Macbeth: and her hair
Mickorod Renard: ok will do
Mickorod Renard: I wonder why her hair is so bright
Mickorod Renard: mickos isnt
Agatha Macbeth: Radioactive shampoo?
Wol Euler nods.
Alfred Kelberry: mick, how come there's no uk football team?
Agatha Macbeth: Politics Alf
arabella Ella: oh and thanks Wol for your kind msg re christmas pressie :)
Mickorod Renard: uk is united kingdom made up of multi countries
Wol Euler grins.
arabella Ella: will remind u closer to the date
Wol Euler: k
Mickorod Renard: its like their is no eu football team
arabella Ella: but there is australia and it is a whole continent
arabella Ella: the italian fans here are really downcast tonight
Agatha Macbeth: Very sparsely populated tho, due to climate
arabella Ella: italy got a draw
Agatha Macbeth: Aww
Agatha Macbeth: Mama mia
arabella Ella: and spain won against the irish
Mickorod Renard: that was sad
Agatha Macbeth: The guiness will still flow ;-)
arabella Ella: cos here people are split 40% england fans, 40% italy fans, the rest ... well ... whatever
arabella Ella: i am lookin forward to tomorrow's match
arabella Ella: england versus sweden
Agatha Macbeth: Doesn't anyone support Malta?
Mickorod Renard: to be fair, the irish kept giving the ball away,,a sign of their generosity
Wol Euler smiles.
arabella Ella: we all support malta here of course but the malta team is like choosing a team from wigan aggers!
Mickorod Renard: no need, its built on very sturdy rock
arabella Ella smiles
Agatha Macbeth: Wow, that's serious :p
arabella Ella: it is
Agatha Macbeth pictures Wigan in the Euro Champs
Mickorod Renard: wigan have a good team
Agatha Macbeth: The Rugby League team might stand a chance
Agatha Macbeth: Up and under
arabella Ella: ah we are working on our rugby skills here :)
arabella Ella: i love rugby thighs
Agatha Macbeth smiles
Wol Euler: heheh
arabella Ella: may i confess ... shorter shorts ... et al
Agatha Macbeth: Yes, they don't trip over them that way
arabella Ella: i think whoever is guardian may need to censor this chat tonite
Wol Euler: no way :)
Wol Euler chuckles.
Agatha Macbeth: I certainly will not :p
arabella Ella: feel free to remove any objectionable bits i said
arabella Ella: and it is NOT the wine
arabella Ella: only had one meagre glass
Agatha Macbeth: You are never objectionable babe
arabella Ella: cos i was on my bike
Mickorod Renard: biker Ara
arabella Ella: biker chick babe :)
arabella Ella: censor!
Agatha Macbeth: Hope it was all downhill
arabella Ella: he he
Mickorod Renard: and....I have been a pillion of Ara's, during the Malta retreat
Mickorod Renard: no fear Micko
Agatha Macbeth: Can't beat a good pillion
arabella Ella: going there was downhilll ... good job my bike has a good engine for the uphill on the return journey
arabella Ella: but took me less than 5 mins
arabella Ella: each way
arabella Ella: mick was a brilliant pillion
Agatha Macbeth: Did he give directions?
Mickorod Renard: I think you took me both ways
Agatha Macbeth falls over coughing
  --BELL--1400
arabella Ella: LOLLLL
Mickorod Renard: I remeber downhill and uphill
Agatha Macbeth: Life is full of ups and downs
Mickorod Renard: grin
Agatha Macbeth: So what did you have to eat Ara?
arabella Ella: did u also drive my bike mick?
Agatha Macbeth: Do tell
arabella Ella: with me as pillion?
arabella Ella: oh starter was something with prawns and avocado
Mickorod Renard: I cant remember..did I?,,ahh yes I think so
arabella Ella: main was fish and mash
Agatha Macbeth: Swoon
arabella Ella: then a yummy choco dessert
Agatha Macbeth: Any squid?
arabella Ella: oh and mains had roasted bits of aubergines too
arabella Ella: with a honey dressing
Agatha Macbeth: Yurm
arabella Ella: thats it
arabella Ella: no squid
Agatha Macbeth: Aww
Agatha Macbeth: I always associate the Med with squid
arabella Ella: i love calamari but i cook those myself occasionally
Agatha Macbeth: Mmm
arabella Ella: when u decide to come over aggers just let me know what you prefer
arabella Ella: and i will do the cooking
Agatha Macbeth: Oh thank you :)
Agatha Macbeth: Get the cellar ready for Lia's sallies too :)
arabella Ella: my stuffed calamari are famous everyone on the island knows them
Wol Euler grins.
Agatha Macbeth: I can believe it!
arabella Ella: but i dont cook so much nowadays
Agatha Macbeth: The servants do it for you eh?
arabella Ella: no one to do the dishes afterwards
Wol Euler: hehehe
Agatha Macbeth: Or is that slaves? :p
arabella Ella: well that is part of the black market economy here
Agatha Macbeth: Ah
arabella Ella: only 4 euros an hour for a home help
Mickorod Renard: wow
Agatha Macbeth: Good lord
Mickorod Renard: can you send one over
arabella Ella: honestly
Agatha Macbeth: You'll have Mexicans swimming there
Mickorod Renard: just an hour a day
arabella Ella: i had my colleagues over to my place the other day
arabella Ella: and i asked my home help to come over as i knew there would be lots of work
arabella Ella: and she only asked for 20 euros
arabella Ella: well worth it
Agatha Macbeth: Sounds good
arabella Ella: otherwise i would have been stuck in the kitchen and would not have managed to entertain my colleagues
arabella Ella: with pole dancing and lap top dancing u know ...
Wol Euler nods.
Agatha Macbeth: I'm sure you were most entertaining :)
arabella Ella: u bet i was :)
Wol Euler: laptop dancing is particularly expensive, I hear
Agatha Macbeth likes laptop dancing
Agatha Macbeth: with or without an S
Wol Euler nods.
arabella Ella: i like laptop dancing too even tho it only allows for limited moves
Agatha Macbeth: Yeh, not much room
Wol Euler: my dears, I have to be moving on. Goodnight, take care, dance well
Agatha Macbeth: Errand well Wol
Wol Euler smiles.
Mickorod Renard: when I eventually give a pardon of freedom to my old faithful laptop, I hope it goes dancing somewwhere,,with its other free living laptops
arabella Ella: good night Wol sweet dreams!
Mickorod Renard: bye Wol
arabella Ella: how are you boxy?
Agatha Macbeth: Or just send it to silicon heaven
arabella Ella: and how r u Aggers?
arabella Ella: and you Micko?
Agatha Macbeth: Me, fine
arabella Ella: my fingers need a break
Agatha Macbeth: Cold & wet, but fine
arabella Ella: owww so is it still cold there?
arabella Ella: still using jumpers?
Agatha Macbeth: Sadly yes
Mickorod Renard: I am me as usual
arabella Ella: or coats?
Agatha Macbeth: Both usually
arabella Ella: owwwww
arabella Ella: and here we are dying with the heat
Agatha Macbeth: I really need to cut the tops of my hedges soon
Mickorod Renard: its a lil damp here
arabella Ella: and i need to water my roof garden a bit too regularly now it is too dry
Agatha Macbeth knows Lil Damp well
Mickorod Renard: I have moss on my roof
Agatha Macbeth: Do the sparrows slip?
arabella Ella: oh i love the sparrows
arabella Ella: when i go to the beach weekends they come down on to the sand and ...
Agatha Macbeth: Peck you?
arabella Ella: try to find the few crumbs the tourists leave around
Agatha Macbeth: Oh
arabella Ella: they are so cute
arabella Ella: scavengers
Alfred Kelberry: woly left
Agatha Macbeth: I have seen some eat out of peoples' hand
Agatha Macbeth: wb Alf
Alfred Kelberry: mick, how do they decide which team to play? say england or wales
arabella Ella: yes they can be very friendly the sparrows
Agatha Macbeth: Who the sparrows?
  --BELL--1415
Agatha Macbeth: Didn't know they play football
Alfred Kelberry: if you're scottish or welsh, you're still british
Agatha Macbeth: True
Alfred Kelberry: your comparison with eu is not true here
arabella Ella: what do you mean alfie?
Agatha Macbeth: I didn't make one...
arabella Ella: what is not true?
Alfred Kelberry: mick said there's no the uk football team, cause it's like eu
Agatha Macbeth: Ye-e-s?
Agatha Macbeth: and?
Agatha Macbeth: (I seem to have lost the thread of this)
arabella Ella: what is not true i dont understand?
Mickorod Renard: there is a scotland, welsh ,northern ireland and england teams
arabella Ella: boxy please explain what u mean?
Alfred Kelberry: mick, how does one decide which team to play for?
arabella Ella: and ireland too mick (south) played today against spain
Mickorod Renard: 4 national teams within the UK
Agatha Macbeth: You don't your parents do :-p
Alfred Kelberry: by residence?
Agatha Macbeth: It's down to where you are born
arabella Ella: isnt it the coach who decides not the players
Mickorod Renard: Ireland is the republic and not in the UK
arabella Ella: and most teams have ppl from other countries?
Agatha Macbeth: Flags of convenience
arabella Ella: they domicile them first i think
arabella Ella: i would not mind being domiciled
arabella Ella: like the taming of the shrew
Agatha Macbeth: 0.0
Alfred Kelberry: aga, so if you were born in wales, you're not eligible to play for england?
arabella Ella: isnt that what domiciled means aggers?
Agatha Macbeth: Unless one of your parents or grandparents is english, then no
Alfred Kelberry: hmm
Alfred Kelberry: that sucks
Mickorod Renard: I could play for England or wales as my parents were welsh but I was born in england
Agatha Macbeth: How so?
arabella Ella: hey that is excellent news aggers!
arabella Ella: i cud be selected to play for england yipeeee!
Agatha Macbeth: It is?
arabella Ella: my grandma was english
Agatha Macbeth: Ah, great
Agatha Macbeth: Yes you could then
arabella Ella: all i now need is an introduction to mr hodgson
arabella Ella: do u know him aggers? or mick?
arabella Ella: cud u introduce me to him pls?
Agatha Macbeth: Well you couldn't be worse than what he's got already
arabella Ella: nahhhhh
Alfred Kelberry: mick, is there a nationality field in your passport?
arabella Ella: just wait until roooooney joins the team against Ukraine!
Agatha Macbeth: Except for Rooney of course
Mickorod Renard: I dont, but Ara, surely now that Becks isnt in the team you are not interested?
Agatha Macbeth: Yep
arabella Ella: i still am mick
Mickorod Renard: my nationality field is 'British'
arabella Ella: isnt it the same in russia boxy?
Mickorod Renard: he he
Alfred Kelberry: mick, how do you define if you're eligible to play for england then? you may be welsh for all they know
arabella Ella: u cant play for russia if you are domiciled somewhere else like in one of the ex soviet union states can you?
Alfred Kelberry: or scottish
arabella Ella: similar to olympics boxy
arabella Ella: you give a passport to anyone you wish to bring over to your national team
arabella Ella: give them citizenship
arabella Ella: and they become eligible
Mickorod Renard: I dont think it matters as long as you are either born in that country or alternativly have a parent or whatever that will also be of that country
Alfred Kelberry: ara, that's different
arabella Ella: i dont think it is different at all boxy
Alfred Kelberry: they already british citizens
arabella Ella: but u cud always make people who u wish citizens of your country if you wish them to represent you in football or olympics
Agatha Macbeth: The UAE does it with bulgarian weightlifters
Alfred Kelberry: mick, so it's basically by place of birth, since none of the legal documents can prove you're either welsh or scottish?
Mickorod Renard: I dont think we do that ara,,unless there is some sinuous link to British bloodline
Mickorod Renard: the passport does state my town of birth
Alfred Kelberry: yes, but not nationality
Alfred Kelberry: i can be welsh and be born in scotland, no?
Alfred Kelberry: hence i play for scotland?
Mickorod Renard: technically yes if you have welsh parent
Agatha Macbeth: Neil Kinnock's parents were scottish, but he is welsh
Alfred Kelberry: meh, this is odd :)
Agatha Macbeth: Well people move around
arabella Ella: and the ex prime minister gordon brown is scottish isnt he mick?
Agatha Macbeth: Just look at Wol
arabella Ella: and scoland have their own parliament
  --BELL--1430
Mickorod Renard: Wol could be British if she was born in canada for example
Alfred Kelberry: aga, uk is basically one country. we talk about 4 national teams in one country. not work migration from one country to another.
Agatha Macbeth: What about Bosman? :p
Mickorod Renard: and if her parents were of english or welsh or scotish origin then voila
Alfred Kelberry: i don't think there's a precedent to this
arabella Ella: but remeber boxy that there is an england parliament and a scottish parliament with different laws
arabella Ella: wales is a bit of an anomaly
arabella Ella: as is N Ireland
Agatha Macbeth: Don't tell the Welsh :p
Alfred Kelberry: yes, but they're all british citizens
arabella Ella: shhhh
Agatha Macbeth: True
Mickorod Renard: northern ireland now has stormont again
Mickorod Renard: and the welsh have their council
arabella Ella: boxy isnt it similar to when the ussr existed and yet the football team was always russia?
Agatha Macbeth: Come to that, every US state has its own legislature
arabella Ella: i think europe should join forces and enter the olympics as one nation to compete against the USA
arabella Ella: in the medals league
Agatha Macbeth: A bit like golf?
Alfred Kelberry: aga, there's no national team of oregon
Agatha Macbeth: True
Agatha Macbeth: Maybe there should be
Alfred Kelberry: uk is a unique situation in this respect
Agatha Macbeth: Well California is bigger than many countries on its own
Agatha Macbeth: And what about India? They speak about 50 different languages there
Alfred Kelberry: ara, it was not russia
arabella Ella: i guess i got to go get some sleep and some nice dreams
arabella Ella: been a long day
Mickorod Renard: the united kingdom was made up of seperate kingdoms
Agatha Macbeth: Take care Ara, have fun laptop dancing
arabella Ella: good night everyone and sweet dreams to all of u
Mickorod Renard: owww
arabella Ella: oh i certainly will!
Mickorod Renard: I have to go home now too
arabella Ella: love to laptop dance in my dreams
arabella Ella: some belly dancing too!
Agatha Macbeth: Yeh, thanks for the chat guys
Alfred Kelberry: be good
Agatha Macbeth: I certainly will not!