The Guardian for this meeting was Agatha Macbeth. The comments are by Agatha Macbeth.

Alfred Kelberry: hi, annoying girl :)
Korel Laloix: Heya.
Korel Laloix: What you up to today?
Agatha Macbeth: Hello Alf and K
Korel Laloix: Heya
Agatha Macbeth: Are you well?
Korel Laloix: Fun outfit Aga.
  --BELL--1300
Agatha Macbeth: Mm, Blak Opal
Korel Laloix: Crapy week, but overall I am just peachy.
Korel Laloix: I love their stuff.. have a few myself.
Agatha Macbeth: Peachy is good!
Korel Laloix: I think so.
Korel Laloix: So what is new with you both?
Agatha Macbeth: With me not much
Agatha Macbeth: at least the weather got warmer
Agatha Macbeth: I can get out and do the garden
Korel Laloix: Warmer is good.. hotter is better.
Korel Laloix: At least for me.
Agatha Macbeth: Nah, don't like it hot
Agatha Macbeth: Skin's the wrong colour ;-)
Korel Laloix smiles
Korel Laloix: If you stay outlong enough, it will get there.
Agatha Macbeth: Hmm, well I do enjoy the fresh air
Alfred Kelberry: hi :)
Agatha Macbeth: Aha the Boxboy woke up :p
Alfred Kelberry: oh, unusual outfit for you, aga :)
Alfred Kelberry: borrowed from woly?
Agatha Macbeth: Yes, I don't wear it often
Agatha Macbeth: Naww it's mine

             
Alfred Kelberry: btw, how's woly doing? i miss her :/
Agatha Macbeth: Been waiting for a tweet or something, but I guess she's otherwise occupied :(
Alfred Kelberry: yes, hopefully all is well there
Agatha Macbeth: Family stuff is like that
Alfred Kelberry: let's send our support for germany that is sadly losing 2:0 to italy :/
Agatha Macbeth: Yeah, they're playing rubbish
Korel Laloix: Big game again?
Alfred Kelberry: "rubbish" gives out a british in you :)
Agatha Macbeth: Yep, euro semi final
Alfred Kelberry: an american would say: they suck!
Agatha Macbeth: Well they do! :-)
Agatha Macbeth: atm
Alfred Kelberry: ;)
Korel Laloix: Well.. if you are going to suck at something, sucking at something useless like soccar is a good one... smiles
Agatha Macbeth: True
Agatha Macbeth: It hasn't been a very good tournament
Agatha Macbeth: Hello San
Alfred Kelberry: kori, poking at soccer isn't much fun. let's try... abortion? :)
Agatha Macbeth: nice brolly
Alfred Kelberry: san :)
Santoshima Resident: hello soccer fans
Agatha Macbeth: Ah, it moves when you type!
Alfred Kelberry: aga, how did you like balotelli's torso?
Agatha Macbeth: Oops
Korel Laloix: Making fun of abortion?
Agatha Macbeth: Oh there you are
Korel Laloix: Balotelli?
Alfred Kelberry: kori, poking :) may be fun or not...
Agatha Macbeth: Poking Ballotelli?
Alfred Kelberry: kori, he scored and took off his shirt showing off
Agatha Macbeth: He has nice tits ;-)
Alfred Kelberry: got yellow card. apparently, it's not allowed :/
Alfred Kelberry: aga, ha!
Korel Laloix: OH... wow.. unbelievable... never.. no way.. OMG....
Santoshima Resident: who does, aggers?
Agatha Macbeth: No, he did it quietly
Agatha Macbeth: Balotelli
Alfred Kelberry: not my type
Agatha Macbeth: Mario of that ilk
Korel Laloix: Do Italians normally make noise when taking off shirts?..
Alfred Kelberry: i like torres :)
Agatha Macbeth: Yeh, he's cute
Agatha Macbeth studies San's bare feet
Alfred Kelberry: kori, i think they do a lot of hand waving
Agatha Macbeth: Who?
Alfred Kelberry: them
Agatha Macbeth: Er...
Santoshima Resident: san studies feet often ... best drawings in sl
Alfred Kelberry: gesturative italians
Agatha Macbeth: Ha! He just went off
Santoshima Resident: went off?
Agatha Macbeth: Balotelli
Korel Laloix: OH.. that explains it.
Agatha Macbeth: got cramp
Alfred Kelberry: poof
Santoshima Resident: hm..
Alfred Kelberry: poor germany... so long euro!
Agatha Macbeth: Well, Spain will probably win it again
Agatha Macbeth: Keep Xira happy
Alfred Kelberry: yep, they're good
  --BELL--1315
Alfred Kelberry: aga, xira roots for catalonia, which is... not on the cup :)
Agatha Macbeth: Shhhhh
Korel Laloix: brb
Agatha Macbeth: Aren't we supposed to be discussing masks or something?
Agatha Macbeth: (hm, where's everyone gone?)
Alfred Kelberry: ?
Alfred Kelberry: oh... they gave us room :)
Alfred Kelberry: *sits closer to aga*
Agatha Macbeth: How considerate
Agatha Macbeth: Maybe we bored them
Alfred Kelberry: hardly. we're uber entertaining.
Agatha Macbeth: Well, I think so
Agatha Macbeth: Chacun a son gout of course
Alfred Kelberry: damn, they suck indeed...
Agatha Macbeth nods
Agatha Macbeth: Mein gott, zey suck
Alfred Kelberry: 3:0 would be... peculiar
Agatha Macbeth: For Italy it would
Agatha Macbeth: they usually win 1-0
Agatha Macbeth: Those lotuses remind me of Fael's hearts :)
Alfred Kelberry: fael is in rl now
Alfred Kelberry: gah! italians are good
Agatha Macbeth: Mm, I know
Alfred Kelberry: why did he quit, btw?
Agatha Macbeth: Balotelli?
Alfred Kelberry: Fael :)
Agatha Macbeth: cramp
Agatha Macbeth: Oh
Agatha Macbeth: er, not sure...went to college or something I think
Agatha Macbeth: wb K
Korel Laloix: Heya
Alfred Kelberry: ms kori
Agatha Macbeth: Who is the dog behind the mask? :p
Korel Laloix: What did I miss?
Alfred Kelberry: geeez
Agatha Macbeth: Not much
Bruce Mowbray: ;-)
Alfred Kelberry: 3:0 is coming
Korel Laloix: Good.... smiles
Korel Laloix: That bad?
Agatha Macbeth: Brucie!
Alfred Kelberry: mr bruce
Bruce Mowbray: Hey, aggers, Boxy, and Kori!
Agatha Macbeth: Nice to see you
Bruce Mowbray: TY!
Agatha Macbeth: And...whatever it is you're holding
Korel Laloix: Bozho
Bruce Mowbray: It is a mask, of course....
Agatha Macbeth: Big one
Bruce Mowbray: and it is perhaps holding me, rather than I holding it.
Alfred Kelberry: aga, how do you feel about england losing to italy?
Agatha Macbeth: The mask behind the Bruce eh?
Bruce Mowbray: ;-)
  --BELL--1330
Bruce Mowbray: Bring me up to date, please: so, this means Spain and Italy in the finals?
Alfred Kelberry: yep
Bruce Mowbray: thanks.
Agatha Macbeth: Looks that way
Agatha Macbeth: Wine war
Alfred Kelberry: spain will crush them
Agatha Macbeth: They said that about Germany too!
Alfred Kelberry: i didn't
Agatha Macbeth: Well you're a smarty
Alfred Kelberry: i sure hope italy will show them a good battle
Agatha Macbeth: It's football Alf, not a war ;-)
Bruce Mowbray: Aph would be happy about that.
Agatha Macbeth: Ah dear Aph and her gondolas
Bruce Mowbray: ;-)
Bruce Mowbray: and her commedia del arte masks.
Agatha Macbeth: Mm, that too
Bruce Mowbray: ;-)
Alfred Kelberry: aga, how are things in manchester? or some other place
Agatha Macbeth: Wet
Agatha Macbeth: Big antlers Bruce
Bruce Mowbray: Hey, Zon.
Agatha Macbeth: Hello Zon
Zon Kwan: heya
Bruce Mowbray: yeppers.
Agatha Macbeth: No red nose?
Alfred Kelberry: haha
Alfred Kelberry: geez
Bruce Mowbray thinks: Enough is enough.
Agatha Macbeth: Penalty
Zon Kwan: yes
Bruce Mowbray: ?
Agatha Macbeth: Brucie is the wrong side of the Atlantic
Bruce Mowbray: oh yes...
Agatha Macbeth: 2-1
Zon Kwan: nods
Bruce Mowbray: which team is ahead, if I might ask?
Agatha Macbeth: Italy
Bruce Mowbray: kk, thanks.
Bruce Mowbray: Aph will be happy, even though she is also on the wrong side of the pond.
Agatha Macbeth: I like that piece of native art I must say
Bruce Mowbray: Thanks, aggers.
Bruce Mowbray: It is a tiki mask.
Bruce Mowbray: for warriors.
Agatha Macbeth: Maori?
Bruce Mowbray: Hmmmm. I don't think so, but will research that.
Agatha Macbeth: I associate Tiki with the Pacific
Bruce Mowbray: yes, me too.
Agatha Macbeth: Kon-Tiki and all that
Bruce Mowbray: yep.
Agatha Macbeth: Italy won
Zon Kwan: sighs
Bruce Mowbray: [`·.] APPLAUSE!! [.·´]
Bruce Mowbray: [`·.] APPLAUSE!! [.·´]
Agatha Macbeth: Ah well
Agatha Macbeth: ***** APPPPPPPLLLLAAAUUUSSSSeeee***********
Agatha Macbeth: clap
Zon Kwan: hope spain wins
Agatha Macbeth: I think they probably will
Bruce Mowbray: http://www.royaltiki.com/Tiki-Masks/Hawaiian-Masks/
Agatha Macbeth: Maybe on penalties tho
Agatha Macbeth: Oh, Hawaiian
Alfred Kelberry: well, germans are real fighters
Bruce Mowbray: seems they are Hawaiian, yes.
Alfred Kelberry: good game
Agatha Macbeth: Polynesian
Korel Laloix: FInal now?
Bruce Mowbray: not the Germans, The Hawaiians are Hawaiian - and also their tiki masks.
Zon Kwan: runs and waves
Agatha Macbeth ponders germans wearing tiki masks
Agatha Macbeth: Bye Zon
Korel Laloix: We scared him off.
Agatha Macbeth: Was Kon-Tiki the creator god? Can't remember now
Alfred Kelberry: what hawaiians? they don't play the cup :)
Korel Laloix: No idea on their system.
Bruce Mowbray recalls the Kon-Tiki raft., . .
Agatha Macbeth: Thor Heyerdahl, yes
Bruce Mowbray: yeppers.
Agatha Macbeth: I remember my father had that book
Bruce Mowbray: Was very popular when I was in high school -- in the 1950's
Agatha Macbeth nods
Bruce Mowbray: Yes, my family also had the book.
Agatha Macbeth smiles
Bruce Mowbray: ;-)
Agatha Macbeth: I still remember the picture of KT on the back
  --BELL--1345
Agatha Macbeth: I cried about the poor parrot who got washed overboard :(
Agatha Macbeth: And what is K wearing?

            
Korel Laloix: This is my real face.
Agatha Macbeth: Aha
Agatha Macbeth: what's up doc?
Bruce Mowbray: I also remember that photo, aggers.
Korel Laloix: The ears are slightly exagerated though.
Korel Laloix: Slightly
Bruce Mowbray: cute!!!
Agatha Macbeth nods
Korel Laloix: Yes I am.
Bruce Mowbray: ;-)
Korel Laloix: This is not as fun.
Agatha Macbeth: Thought you were bitch? :p
Agatha Macbeth: butch*
Agatha Macbeth: sorry
Agatha Macbeth: oops
Korel Laloix: Freudian type?
Bruce Mowbray: ha ha!
Bruce Mowbray dies from laughing....
Agatha Macbeth coughs
Korel Laloix: Not feeling butch recently.. so cute works.
Agatha Macbeth: Well the u is next to the i
Korel Laloix: But don't get used to it.
Bruce Mowbray: ;-)
Korel Laloix: Might be a good session name.
Agatha Macbeth: Butch or bitch?
Bruce Mowbray: "The Buich"?
Bruce Mowbray: "The Buitch"?
Agatha Macbeth: I remember buicks
Bruce Mowbray: O yes, the Buicks, alas, I knew them well.
Agatha Macbeth: Oh wow
Korel Laloix: I think i rode in one once.
Agatha Macbeth: Heheh
Bruce Mowbray: Gas-guzzlers.
Korel Laloix: I think this really sets off my eyes.
Bruce Mowbray: A FINE mask, Kori!
Agatha Macbeth: Sets off something alright
Korel Laloix: The attractive box above my head is nice as well.
Agatha Macbeth: The only mask in my inventory is a gas mask
Bruce Mowbray: I have one of those.
Agatha Macbeth: go figure
Korel Laloix: This matches my bikini.
Bruce Mowbray: cucumbers?
Agatha Macbeth: I tell a lie, it's an empty folder
Korel Laloix: Well.. there is some green.
Agatha Macbeth: Very useful for when Boxy farts Bruce
Bruce Mowbray: Hey, Bees!
Korel Laloix: Oh you did not have to go there... ick
Agatha Macbeth: Ok then I won't
Korel Laloix smiles
Agatha Macbeth: Wow, Elton John
Bees Ballinger: hallo.; sorry.... i just come here for a minute Bruce.... was doing an IM...`
Korel Laloix: OH OK.
Agatha Macbeth: Hi BB
Bees Ballinger: i did n't really look at what you guys were telling...
Bruce Mowbray: Alas, tis time for moi to be scraping up din din.. . . .
Agatha Macbeth: Well we weren't saying much that makes sense
Korel Laloix: Have fun scraping.
Agatha Macbeth: Scrape well bruce
Bruce Mowbray: May all of your narratives be coherent!
Bees Ballinger: bonne journée!
Korel Laloix: Boring.
Korel Laloix: Ciao
Bees Ballinger: a presto
Korel Laloix: I have never manipulated boxy's nose.
Agatha Macbeth: Is Alf asleep again?
Korel Laloix: Maybe more than I am.
Agatha Macbeth: Poor Boxy, such a short attention span
Korel Laloix: Could be...
Korel Laloix: I do at work sometimes though.
   --BELL--1400
Agatha Macbeth: Hopefully not when the boss is around
Korel Laloix: I am usually good about that... smiles
Agatha Macbeth: なるほど^^
Agatha Macbeth stretches and yawns
Korel Laloix: Are you sure about that?
Agatha Macbeth: Mm?
Agatha Macbeth: Think I'll move on
Korel Laloix: Guess it might be time to move on for today... smiles
Korel Laloix smiles
Agatha Macbeth: Snap
Korel Laloix: Taek care.
Agatha Macbeth: We'll leave Alf asleep
Korel Laloix: Love the dress.
Agatha Macbeth: You too babe
Agatha Macbeth: Yeh, me too
Korel Laloix: ciao bella
Agatha Macbeth: Heh
Agatha Macbeth: Byee

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